Tonight we had class. It was "How to fold the goddam chip bag so the chips don't get stale" class. We have had this class before, but apparently all the knowlege acquired in that class was voided by the mass intake of sugar over the Easter holiday.
After finding my bag of veggie straws hanging open in the cupboard, class commenced. Each little shit got their own bag of chips. (Yes, we do keep that many bags of chips in the house. If you have kids over the age of 9, you know what locusts are like!) They had to fold and re-fold the tops of the bags for 15 minutes. Then we had a little lesson about the economics of wasting chips and how quickly chips become stale and inedible.
I sure hope this class sticks, because "How to fold the goddam chip bag so the chips don't get stale" camp doesn't sound like much fun.
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