The other morning I was at work and the "new" Britney Spears video came on. While my co-worker Sara and I commented on how she was trying way to hard to be "bad" these days, I was thinking how much Brit looks like a confused 12-year-old. Um, yeah, she was cursing, and then making out with random folks, which I was thinking was really relevant to her song (not) and how proud of this she will be in ten years when her boys are watching it with their friends. Who wants their mom to be shower-masturbation-material? NOBODY! Ew.
Then, the true icing on the cake. The mighty Ms. Spears had already appealed to as many demographics as I thought humanly possible. The badasses, the wannabe badasses, boys everywhere, and skanks looking for inspiration. But lo! One more! She is a true genius. Zombies. Now nerds everywhere can relate to her too!
Jesus Christ, her marketing team must have a combined IQ of about 42.
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