5. My mom/dad says I'm perfect. You're wrong.
4. I don't have to!
3. Fuck you, I want that goddam candy!
2. My mom/dad is on the PTA and she/he can make your life miserable.
1. Thank you for the Baby Jesus, that little Motherfucker.
All of these have been uttered in my presence. Some by my children, some not. (#2? C'mon!) And its awful hard not to bust a gut sometimes. But they affirm the fact that today's youth bear a sense of entitlement like nobody's business.
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